Monday, September 22, 2008

An Ideal Husband

One of my assignments this week for my Comedy class is to make a list of "thoughtful adjectives" describing my ideal husband.

My ideal husband.
Ideal husband.
Ideal.
Does such a man exist?

Naturally, I fantasize over men like John Mayer who I will probably never meet and, even if I did, probably wouldn't wish to have a relatioship with him. However, does my ideal husband actually exist? Is there a man out there who is meant for me and just for me?

Flashback (cue flashing lights and eerie music):
I feel like I'm nine again and fantasizing over Danny Zuko...


I'm curious. So, I am posting my list.

Characteristics of My Ideal Husband:
1. Intelligent
2. Funny/Good-Humored
3. Genuine
4. Sincere
5. Spontaneous
6. Thoughtful
7. Good Listener
8. Adventurous (open to new ideas and experiences)
9. Independent
10. Caring
11. Practical
12. Familiar with his flaws, but not hindered by them

Tell me. Does he exist?

2 comments:

Alison said...

He does, but he's gay.

Marjorie said...

Haha, I like Alison's comment!

Honestly, I think there are guys like this, with a combo of these traits where obviously some traits will be stronger/more apparent than the others. (Your list is very close to mine, by the way!).

Also, I think boys should meet this, in my opinion, reasonable detail:
-Wear your clothes the right way!! Do not wear your hats akwardly with the bills to the side (honeslty, what's the point?!), wear your pants above your rear end so that you can walk normally and not waddle, do not pop your collar, etc etc.

I'm still waiting to find him too Rachel. That is, if my will slow down a tad and allow me to find him. Haha!

Great blog dear! Now I'll just be day dreaming all day or condeming every guy I see... which won't be a good thing considering I work tonight... in an all boys dorm. Haha!